My Theory of Shakespeare

Shakespeare. Who thinks that his writing is good? How do you even understand what on earth he is saying. Now I of course have read Shakespeare, but that was when I was forced to, by my English teachers. By the way has anyone ever noticed that when you are reading Shakespeare whenever they say a "joke" the only one in the room who thinks that it is funny is the teacher. Anyway I don't see how Shakespeare is so popular. Some people say that he created revolutionary poems but it didn't seem that new to me. Watch I can create a revolutionary poem in 1 minute.

When cherries blossom

and willows creek

one thing remains certain

and that is that I love you

See that sucked and it took me a minute to write. Can you tell the difference between my work and Shakespeare's? No you can't!