My Theory of the iPhone

If anyone is going to create a portal to different universes, it would be Steve Jobs. I myself own a iPod Touch and I have not gone a single day without playing on it. The app store is the greatest thing to ever happen to planet earth. We owe Steve Jobs, and that is why I'm creating a new religion called Jobskyanity in which we worship Steve Jobs and bless him eternial life so that he may bless us with a new apple product.