My Theory of the iPhone

If anyone is going to create a portal to different universes, it would be Steve Jobs. I myself own a iPod Touch and I have not gone a single day without playing on it. The app store is the greatest thing to ever happen to planet earth. We owe Steve Jobs, and that is why I'm creating a new religion called Jobskyanity in which we worship Steve Jobs and bless him eternial life so that he may bless us with a new apple product.

My Theory of Shakespeare

Shakespeare. Who thinks that his writing is good? How do you even understand what on earth he is saying. Now I of course have read Shakespeare, but that was when I was forced to, by my English teachers. By the way has anyone ever noticed that when you are reading Shakespeare whenever they say a "joke" the only one in the room who thinks that it is funny is the teacher. Anyway I don't see how Shakespeare is so popular. Some people say that he created revolutionary poems but it didn't seem that new to me. Watch I can create a revolutionary poem in 1 minute.

When cherries blossom

and willows creek

one thing remains certain

and that is that I love you

See that sucked and it took me a minute to write. Can you tell the difference between my work and Shakespeare's? No you can't!

How this whole thing works

Each week I will post a blog. Each blog will have a different subject and I will tell you everything there is to know about that subject.

My Theory of Relativity

I started this blog to inform the world about what I think.
1) The world really does revolve around me.
2) On day the world will relize how important I really am.
3) My Thery of Reletivity is true... NO EXEPTIONS!!!